ligma

dont even think about saying “what is it”

1: Hey..
2: What?
1: I can’t talk to you for much longer………..
2: Wait what why
1: i am going to die…. i have 3 weeks left..
2: OMG WHAT DO YOU HAVE
1: ligma
2: Never heard of ligma. what is it?
1: ligma………… ligma balls
2: meet me at the cemetery 3:33 am
1: hol up!!!

by soup_rat November 27, 2021

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Get the ligmamug.

Ligma

Ligma. What on earth is ligma, you ask ? ligma balls !

For real, ligma is used to make puns, the word "ligma" is always followed by "balls" , making "ligma balls". Most of the times, it is used after someone has been asking "what's ligma ?". it also happens that the person doesn't ask this type of question, and aks something similar to "Wait who's x ?" or "Who died ?".

In these situations, you can do the unexpected and say "ligma balls" or try another pun in the same genre such as "deez nuts" or "Candice dick fit in yo mouth".

There is a technique that could trick someone in case he or she doesn't ask "what's ligma", and that is the fusion of "joe" and, previously mentioned "ligma". This technique allows it's user to succeed almost every time you encounter someone.

"It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma."
"Who the heck is Steve Jobs ?"
"Ligma balls"
*Bass drops and the dude gets reduced to ashes*
"NOOOOOOOO"

by No trash here ;) June 25, 2021

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