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Learing

The act of scamming someone via a Minnesota daycare.
Can I enroll my son Joey in this Quality Learing Center?
by Chudcel January 15, 2026
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Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings
If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.
by babyzorilla May 13, 2009
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Nose leavings

: a piece or pieces of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

singular: Nose-Leaving
Please don't flick your disgusting nose leavings on my rug. Go get a piece of tissue.
by babyzorilla May 13, 2009
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The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).
daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.
by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010
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Sneak Lemming

noun. Sneak Lemming

A Sneak Lemming is the only lemming from the pack smart enough to wait until all the other lemmings have jumped off the cliff and then change his/her mind.

adj. Sneak Lemming

Person or persons who fail to follow a stupid trend.
Everybody thought that glass shoes would be great for the disco. At the end of the night the Sneak Lemming's were the only ones without bloody feet.
by Sneak Lemmings December 2, 2010
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Dusty Leavings

The horrible leftovers at the bottom of your Cereal Packet.
I had breakfast this morning and all that was left was Dusty Leavings, Yuk!
by 367squadron June 24, 2011
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sheep-leading

Something which Jim Sterling, in his infinite wisdom, has pointed out as being shit.
Jim: "Dear Esther is so fucking sheep-leading."
by Slab Bulkchest July 28, 2012
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