Lay The Meat

Getting super faded while being super sweaty, having a chick pick u up at the house, then proceeding to feed her your stinky, sweaty cock, aka LAY THE MEAT

guy 1: dude, that chick came and picked me up after we walked all drunk from daves house

guy 2: did u "Lay The Meat"

guy 1: totally layed the meat son

Guy 2: awwww ya

by king pork sword January 27, 2011

Lousy lay

A lady of whom’s greatest trait is lousyness

She went away and I missed her, because my moms a lousy lay

by You’re mother gay May 15, 2018

As I Lay Dying

A shit-metal band. The "vocalist" just screams for screaming sake, and can't even do that well. He sounds like some adolescent 100 lb. wuss. The "music" if you can even call it that is boring, repetetive, and sounds like every other one of these "nu metal" bands that plauge the industry with cookie cutter riffs, and scream scream scream bullshit. The future of metal is in jeopardy of being taken over by this crap.

I took a crap this morning, and it sounded like As I Lay Dying.

by Real metal fan November 15, 2006

lay the wood

1) arm gesture where the arm is dropped directly down, mimicking def. 2
2) the layage of wood, where the meat wrench wonks out the pants

1) he layed teh wood

by CanUHearMeNow408 May 1, 2003

e-Lay

A person who offers him-/herself for casual sex through an internet site, usually in exchange for an evening out or similar social event.

"She wasn't, like, 'with him' with him at the bar. He was just a one-time e-Lay that she got over the 'net."

by Matt Gaffney October 5, 2006

lay stick

for a guy to have sex

Damn, you got her dinner too? I know you laid stick.

by Tahj March 29, 2003

Ooh-de-la-lay

When a man is having sex with his partner, either male or female, and pisses blood on either their back or stomach. The man then licks the blood off of said back or stomach and gleefully says "Ooh-de-la-lay"

(During Sex)
Man: Oh god, I need to piss and I think I am pissing blood!
Woman: well piss on my stomach.
(After he is done)
Man: Ooh-de-la-lay!

by Al2theTron January 5, 2009