Mariah Jean Larson

The most beautiful and authentic girl in the whole world. She is very much perfect minded and well turns you on just at the sight of her. She has soft, luscious lips. And beautiful dirty blonde hair. She will always and I mean always stay by your side through anything and everything. She will always be you´re one true love and a damsel in distress waiting for a charming knight in shining armor. She will always and I mean always stay loyal to you and well she will always keep every single promise that she makes. Her moods swings can be a bit much when shes on her period but well as long as you love her then you will be patient with her and comfort her when needed. Give her as much attention as you can and she will stay with you. Make sure if you get anyone named Mariah just love her unconditionally...

Person 1: hey have you seen Mariah?

Person 2: which one the ugly one or the beautiful one?

Person 3: Mariah Jean Larson? The only beautiful one? Yeah she is over there!

Person 1: thanks bro...

by anonymous121820 November 2, 2021

mariah elizabeth larson

Mariah is the most beautiful,caring,loving and the most sexiest woman in the world. she has one man who can tame her.

fuck mariah elizabeth larson is so hot,
yea but her nigga kills people who talk to her

by mariahs nigga July 20, 2022

Daniel Næss Larsen

The sexiest, most handsome, cute, attractive norwegian man that lives in norway trondheim. He has the biggest heart and biggest dick. HE IS SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY HES THE BEST SON, BROTHER, FRIEND, BF, HUSBAND, AND SOULMATE. HES SUCH A LOVELY MAN AND HE HAS THE BEST PERSONALITY. DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN IS SO FUCKING SEXY ISTGGGGG.

Person 1: omg is that-
Person 2: OMG ITS DANIEL NÆSS LARSEN THE MOST SEXIEST MAN EVER
Person 1: I hope he doesnt have a gf-
Daniel Næss Larsen: BACK OFF BITCH I GOT A WIFEY

by s.a<3 February 24, 2025

Going Full Larson

Losing your mind, becoming a threat to yourself and others. Like the popular "Daniel Larson"

Jake is hitting himself in Whataburger. He's Going Full Larson

by vytuujfvyufui7 August 13, 2025

Mr. Larson

The social studies teacher who sits on the back of his phone and does nothing. He’s also a pervert and looks like remmy the rat😍

Ugh he’s such a Mr. Larson

by Taylorswiftspussycat March 23, 2022

Mr. Larsen

Mr. Larsen is a fun and understanding teacher. he gives you plenty of time to finish big assignments and if you miss a few days he will give you more time. he is usually a call chill teacher but if you make fun of someone or something personal to him he will defend it and get angry. he rarely yells and when he does it's not random it's serious. Mr. Larsen is awesome you are lucky if you have him as your teacher.

Simon: who do you have for home room this year?
Bella: Mr. Larsen..
Simon: OMG you are sooooo lucky!!

by M&M137 May 31, 2022