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lube whore

when one uses so much lube that they put ky out of business
damn! you lube whore, I just bought that bottle yesterday, guess we have to dry hump..
by flingmagnet December 17, 2004
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Lubos

Lubos is a very attractive man, who likes to hang out with his friends and likes gaming. Lubos will always help you whenever you're looking for somebody (speedy).
I wish Lubos was arround to help me looking for speedy!
by Marijn ter Weer February 23, 2017
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pam lube

Something you spray onto your body and it makes you slippery and sexual with your partner.
Leilani sprayed pam lube onto jessica and they slipped around on eachother with having intercoarse.
by Jessica Gay. June 17, 2008
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Tuna Lube

1. A type of genital lubrication and/or spermicide. It is manufactured using canned tuna. It is believed that the term first originated in the South 6 quad of the University of Waterloo in 2001.

2. A student ritual that involves screaming "Tuna Lube!" at the top of one's lungs whilst simultaenously smacking a belt on the floor at 1:00 AM in the morning. Other aspects of the ritual include the playing of hall frisbee, hall soccer, Diablo II, Return to Castle Wolfenstein and Baldur's Gate. After hours of screaming the seemingly nonsensical phrase, participants may become disoriented and begin saying other apparently nonsensical sentences such as "Coming at yeeehah", "Toyota, good car" or "Jambalaya!". The ritual is concluded with a mass viewing of Smallville.
AK: Dude, did you smell that tuna from Alex's room?
DVT: Yeah man, he was using some tuna lube with that asian dude.
by Dude Love123 March 7, 2007
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Lubbock Texas

probably the most fucking boring city in the wole country. There is nothing to do here except visit texas tech and our crappy themepark, Joyland :/ but once you've done that, you've bout done it all. We're home of the dixie chicks and have more churches than lines that charlie sheen does in a day.
hey, what do you want to do today?
oh i don't know, go to the campus?
no, we did that yesterday.
go to joyland?
no, all the rides are broken except for the sky ride.
well fuck, i guess thats it then huh?
yep.
i fucking hate lubbock texas
me too.
lets become pornstars.
okay.
by Skittles <3 May 2, 2011
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Social Lubricant

Any legal substance used to improve or enhance the mood of your date. Something that gets your date to open up.. be it her/his mouth; for converation or his/her legs for fornication. A situational substance that removes the friction from the dating process.
She was silent and stoic until we went to Jake's for some social lubricant. After two drinks we were talking about our parents and dancing like it was 1999.
by London Craig November 8, 2006
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Jiffy Lube

When a female while performing a handjob, takes out a container of mustard, squirts it on the penis, and begins to jerk it.
1. "Man, it got so raunchy last night with Heather, she even gave me a jiffy lube.

2. Q. "How far did you go with Grace last night bromontana?"

A. "You won't believe it but she gave me a jiffy lube when we got back to my house."
by BrendoBot August 1, 2010
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