main character logic

the principle that the main character of a story won't die at all or until the end of the story/series

Rob: hey do think Eren from Attack on Titan will die?
Nick: no way, bro! it's main character logic!

by bitch in per. 6 November 24, 2016

kuba logic

Does not exist and makes no sense. Kuba logic is complete ballshit and crap. Can be used as an insult, but it is considered to be one of the worst things to call somebody.

I hate that guy, he has kuba logic!

by AncientBlue September 26, 2013

logan paul

1.a rat taser
2. stupid

1.hey Logan Paul is a rat taser,a rat taser is when you taze a dead rat

by J3t_ihatemylife May 5, 2019

Hazel Logic

Similar to standard logic except for a couple of minor differences. There are 2 types of Hazel Logic

1) A statement or explanation that makes sense to nobody but the person trying to do the explaining.

2) A statement that is so simple that it didn't need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.

Rabbit: I've got free tickets to the club tonight, so if you use these tickets you won't need to pay to get in.

BJ: O RLY, NO WAI :O

Spy: There she goes again with her Hazel logic

Russ: Fix up blad

by mingleville April 16, 2008

Logan

Really hott guy with an amazing personality, Knows his limits and doesnt try to act cool. Treats his girlfriend really good and never tries to fight with her. Loves her to death and would give her the world if he could. Intelligent, smart individual and amazing in bed!

oh damn logan, your so amazing!

by HisGirl! March 7, 2011

Logan

That one filipino kid

Logan’s really good at chess

by Yeatyeatmcgeat December 3, 2019

Hot Topic Logic

The reasoning that clothing brands reflect the personality or intelligence of the wearer.

Person #1: "Look at preppy guy wearing Abercrombie! God, I would never want to look like all THOSE people!

Person #2: "Yeah, let's go to hottopic and buy some baggy black pants and studded belts to really stand out!"

Abercrombi wearer: *Jams out to Napalm Death on his way to the bar to get some fine ass*

by Hot Topic Logic February 27, 2005