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Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh)

Chalona's are very beautiful, outgoing, smart girls. They tend to be small in size. So, small they can fit in a box. Chalona really cares about her friends. She is very loyal and will do anything for them. She can be really feisty at times. If you make them mad better say your prayers. She loves sports. She is an amazing person and won't hesitate to let you know she fucks with you. The person who ends up with a Chalona will be the luckiest guy in the world, because she has an amazing personality. She is a ride or die till the end. She is super funny, and very passionate about 2k. She is a low key freak-a-leak. She'll always let you know when she gotta fart. She does really well in school. She is also a very clean person and takes pride in keeping her space clean.
Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh) sucks good penis.
by pROUD FAMILY January 16, 2018
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lawn noodle

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!
by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018
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Sylvan Lawn

Sylvan Lawn can mow my Lawn cause they're retarded nigers
by Loch negar November 23, 2021
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American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn
Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower
by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021
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lawn pride

The feeling after cutting the lawn and immediately after, a neighbor on either side cuts theirs's. A blessing and a curse depending which one you are in the situation.
I bet Tony has some serious lawn pride over there watching me cut the grass after he cut his.
by PlayfullScottsman September 19, 2021
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Lawn stars

Lawn stars appear when low-angle sunlight is caught by dew or frost and appears to twinkle to the passer-by.
As the sun rose high above the eastern horizon, the lawn stars shone as jewels in the terrafirmament.
by Heyokavadhuta October 18, 2021
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Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.
Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.
by Barndor July 30, 2021
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