kinky shenanigans

activities with friends which are often extremely stupid. does or does not have to be in any way kinky.

Person 1: "hey wanna get up to some kinky shenanigans together this weekend?"

Person 1's friend: "hell yea brother" *smashes beer over forehead and chugs*

by dylan loves bbc April 14, 2023

Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.

Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige

by Oslemen April 27, 2023

Kinky Booters

Term used to describe Gay soldiers in all military branches

"the Irish wrote a song about the Kinky Booters during the civil war"
"my son is a Kinky Booter"

by Lucidity_OF_FRFR May 9, 2023

Kinky Kirk

A 7 foot giant that adores a bit of catheter play.

Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.

Old mate is a bit of a kinky kirk

by JustOneOfTheBoyz June 12, 2023

kansky

Kansky is the god of the sun. Everyone else exists in his shadow. He is loved by all and is effortlessly gorgeous. Everyone needs a Kansky in their life but few are lucky enough to have one.

You know who is looking fine as hell today? Kansky.

by vibevillage June 16, 2023

Kinsey Scale

The Kinsey Scale is an apparatus, somewhat resembling a standard bathroom scale, which quantifies whether its user is light in the loafers. Before deployment, each Kinsey scale is taken to gay saunas and drag queen shows to be carefully calibrated, based on this standard:

0 Exclusively heterosexual
1 Predominantly heterosexual, only incidentally homosexual
2 Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexual
3 Equally heterosexual and homosexual
4 Predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual
5 Predominantly homosexual, only incidentally heterosexual
6 Exclusively homosexual

The result, on a scale of zero to six, is displayed using the six colours of the Baker pride flag. If the user is entirely light in the loafers, all six colours will illuminate like a rainbow; if the user is entirely straight, the whole display fades to monochrome.

I picked up a used Kinsey Scale in a local department store as part of an ongoing promotion, in which clients are encouraged to collect Kinsey points and redeem them for valuable prizes. Apparently Ellen, the lady on the telly, managed to collect all six Kinsey points and redeem them for a toaster oven - so maybe that's the incentive I should try next?

There's also the Klein Scale, which runs from one to seven on multiple factors, including whether the user is wearing Calvin Klein or BumChums as undergarments. A bit more complex, but it seems to have a few interesting possibilities.

by bitchuck August 24, 2024

Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems

I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?

by Brygan January 27, 2024