jumping a child

something that is usually defined as a joke, usually.

You:"What character wanna do {friend name}"
Friend:"wanna go and be jumping a child and steal his candy?"
You:"Of course shawty"

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa69 February 27, 2022

Jumping a beaver dam

When two guys bang in the back of a John boat. They position themselves in a way that makes it appear to others as if they’re about to “jump a beaver dam”

Wv man- Look at that skinny dude banging that old bald dude!

Ohio man- we’re “jumping a beaver dam”!

by Brokeback Canada March 28, 2022

jumping jacks

an exercise that involves bouncing up and down while spreading your legs and arms, this exercise will most likely make you sweat and if done long enough make you spill liquids.

yo look at him/her do the jumping jacks, so hot

by ur mothers sons daughter grand April 6, 2022

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer

The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now

by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022