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by larstait October 29, 2003
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Who Would Jesus Bomb?

A phrase most often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts, it is a variation of the often heard "What Would Jesus Do?" slogan.

The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.

The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.

In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.
Pat Robertson is driving behind a hippie, and see's a bumper sticking asking, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Mr. Robertson immediately realizes that he has been in contradiction of his most profound religious beliefs (Christianity) and drives into a wall in shame.
by myoldways April 10, 2009
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Jesus Take The Wheel

Psalm 55:22
Cast your burden on the Lord, and he will sustain you; he will never permit the righteous to be moved.
Jesus Take The Wheel !!!!! My burdens are overwhelming and it doesn't seem like I'll ever catch up. I feel the pain of stress, hurt and setbacks. Strengthen me to stand up knowing you are always with me.
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B'jesus

She crept up behind me and scared the B'jesus out of me.
by black flag May 31, 2004
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Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.
Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus
by bombus August 18, 2010
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Jessenia

n. A tottaly nice and very pretty person. Who everyone adores
2. a cool classy person with a artistic mind (see artistic) 3. someone smart 4. a good friend 5. awesome:
Wow shes such a Jessenia!
by Kathyyycat January 15, 2008
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Jessicate

To organize, clean, and perfect any area, item or copy job in an office. Jessication occurs when a person comes back to their work area/cubicle to find all stacks of paper perfectly aligned, pencils sharpened, and Post-It notes realigned.
Hey! This room was messy yesterday. Who the F*** Jessicated my office?
by ChrisManCub June 19, 2008
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