jerk session

When you're sitting in front of your computer with PornHub open and prepare the jerk off during your porn session.

Can also be used to describe a few friends getting together to study, work or do some non-sexual group activity. The implication is that they are gay, in a funny way, therefore using the term "jerk session."

Tony: I have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a jerk session.

Michael: Hey guys, are you free later, I might come by?
Mat: Yes, what's on your mind I'm with Tom here.
Michael: I'm thinking we do a quick jerk session.

by Dakrisht August 1, 2016

circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

Wreath Jerk

A circle jerk on Christmas

Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?

by ReallyBigBook December 24, 2012

Birthday Jerk

Someone who feels an excessive amount of entitlement on their birthday.

"Let me have the remote, it's my birthday."

"So what? You were born. So was everybody, birthday jerk."

by PlaidAndSubtract January 3, 2013

hover jerk

to jerk off while hovering over another person's body.

Go home and hover jerk your roommate Jenn.

by BLegs February 27, 2011

Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.

Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.

by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023

John-Jerk

When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.

John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.

by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023