closet jams

songs you f*ckin' rock out to ONLY when your by yourself because admitting that you listen to them to your friends would make you lose MAJOR cool points and that would be MAYJAH!!!

Example songs & artists:
Bleeding Love: Leona Lewis, Leona Lewis in general, Love Song: Sara Bareillas, I'm No Good for You: Amy Winehouse, Colbie Caliet, So Sick:Ne-yo, ke$ha... all ke$ha jams are closet jams, Kelly Clarkson too.... the list goes on and on but you know exactly what I'm talkin' bout!

by A. (f-bomb).P April 27, 2010

clam jam

The female version of the cock-block. Also known as box blocked

That coochie ran a clam jam on me

by MisoBored December 23, 2011

Blackberry Jam

A delicious jam made from Blackberries

Today I had blackberry jam on toast.

by missleah97 January 17, 2012

cunnyquat jam

slightly acidic tasting remnants of last nights sex session gathered in the butt cheeks

I went down on Jemma this morning..man it was hard work...I got a mouthful of cunnyquat jam when I went to tease her freckle

by JamesArthur October 1, 2007

spinal jam

a sexual act in which the lucky victim is bent over backwards before being made love to through the eye socket.

i would so like to spinal jam her/him/it

my back is killing after spinal jamming last night

im now blind in one eye....but it has nothing to do with being spinal jammed!

by matt crighton April 7, 2008

Pearl Jam

Semen, cum, schmootz or whatever ya wanna call it

I stuck it down her throat and gave her a mouthful of pearl jam

by Saxxon September 27, 2005

slow jam

The personal soundtrack for love making that every playa has for when he needs to do that thang.

<You, speaking to me, as I am taking off your panties and hitting play (at the same time)> Ohh snap, you busting out your slow jam for me? Baby, we's gonna get this shit on!

by yoJERraps! November 5, 2006