Jasperate

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.

"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."

by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

jaspered

1) to take something young and make it look and feel old
2) to make a person feel old
3) to add age to something

Jack was totally jaspered after he hurt his back skiing.

by Jasonater March 15, 2010

Jasper

Jasper is a blonde, British stud. He may appear tough, but inside he really does feel. He is extremely loyal, and even though he has a hard time showing it, he is really loving to that special someone. Jasper has the most piercing blue eyes that will cut you to the soul. He likes to protect his woman and hopes to have many children. Many girls want a Jasper because of how handsome, but intelligent he is. He doesn't ever back down from a fight, and he will win at anything. sometimes, Jasper will be self conscious about things he shouldn't be, but in the end he tries not to focus too much on the silly things. Finally, Jasper is incredible. In every way possible.

Hanna: Did you see Harry?!
Katherine: Yeah, but I'm looking for a Jasper...

by Dankememes20 June 2, 2017

Jasper

A really good you should probably date, if you don't thats okay too; just know you would be missing out on someone great

I met a Jasper last night he is everything that I have ever imagined

by AgentTurnip January 30, 2018

Jemper

This is a word created in the month of April and the date of 25 and the month of 2005 during the half time interval of Arsenal Vs Spurs. It comes from the word Jimpar which means to Jump while kicking somebodies head in.

So to sum up it's half time and i'm bored. Jemper is a made up word that comes from the english Jimper which means to jump while kicking somebodies head in.

Thank you

Example

you're not welcome you Jemper

This was said to my dear friend Iuet

See Iuet for another random word.

by Ryanzinhio April 25, 2005

jasper

A fly honey,sexy woman or girl.
Can also be used as Jaspy Jasp.

"Check out that little Jasper."

"That's a nice little Jaspy Jasp."

by Dan Solo July 18, 2008

jasper

1. A chubby guy with floppy hair who picks on his really hot friend.

2. The act of having dirty fantasies about people you know.

Guy 1: Dude, I called three times last night. Why didn't you answer?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I was jaspering.

by SexyMamacita October 10, 2006