Salty Jamaican Juicebox 

It's when a chick stands over you and pisses in your mouth then sticks a tiny straw in your salt-rimmed mouth and drinks it all before saying "Jamaican me crazy!"

Yo this girl gave me a salty jamaican Juicebox last night... think I met my wife

Salty Jamaican Juicebox by Uncle Fern August 10, 2018

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner 

A notorious and brutal midget porno, in which a man is severely raped and jerked off by a gang of retarded Jamaican dwarves. It ends with a barrel of spider monkeys released onto the man's exposed and bruised body. They tickle his asshole, which initiates the largest man spooge scene ever filmed. This porno was released in the late 1970's, and can be rented and viewed at your local smut store.

l1k3 dud3 br0! I totally just went down to my local smut store and rented 18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner!

18 jamaican monkeys tickle my weiner by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

fake jamaican 

Emulating of Jamaican cultural qualities for deceitful purposes.

her: Miss Cleo just got indicted!
him: Figures...telling fortunes is bogus.
her: She's not even Jamaican! She's from Ft. Lauderdale!
him: A fake Jamaican took every last dime with that scam?

fake jamaican by sleeperzzz July 8, 2007

The Jamaican bobsled 

Minimum of 4 participants, run beside the bed, jump onto it and fuck the partner in front of you.

Me and a few friends are going to do the Jamaican bobsled tonight, want to join?

The Jamaican bobsled by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

The jamaican raffle 

the proceeding of lining up beer bottles as you would to play bowling and grease the stairs and call your girlfriend down and bet on how fast she clears the bottle and hits the wall

johnny- alright jim bob its set
jim bob- alright 20bucks on 5 seconds
johnny- your on

*hey honey come here*

jim bob- fuck i lost
johnny- pay up fuckface
jim bob- this is why i hate the jamaican raffle

The jamaican raffle by TextileSmartass November 1, 2014

NATIVE BLACK JAMAICAN 

A Native black Jamaican is a person whose ancestors settled on island of Jamaica before or during the slave trade . To be considered Native black Jamaican/NBJ one of your parents or two of your grandparents on either side of ones family must be born on the island of Jamaica one must be black and have ancestry on the island before 1900 or 1833 . We are a mix of the original tribes of the island and the black people brought from Africa during the slave trade . Any other person is considered non NBJ .

fi mi Native black Jamaican

NATIVE BLACK JAMAICAN by Ash111:&.,&, August 11, 2023

cooking jamaican 

masturbating.
pretty self explainitory. i mean, what else would you call jerking yourself.

"last night i had to bunk with john, it was awful"
"why?"
"he was cooking jamaican all night!"
"huh?"
"He just wouldn't stop jerking his chicken!!"

cooking jamaican by andrw May 15, 2007