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Internship

An internship is when (usually a college undergraduate) goes and works for a company who can get away with paying him a very small salary or often nothing because he hasn't graduated yet.

It's basically just working to make someone rich and getting nothing in return - the modern equivalent of slavery, except nowadays, people are actually willing.
Person A: Hey! I got an internship with yahoo this summer!

Person B: Awesome! What will your job involve?

Person A: Correcting grammatical errors, making cups of coffee.. you know the usual - they're paying me $50 bucks at the end of the six weeks.

Person B: That sounds fantastic! That'll really benefit your career in the years to come.
by porcolatos April 23, 2009
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+1 internets

The Phrase to use if someone has done well on a post on the internet.
by paulisafail April 25, 2011
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Internet Creep

One who is incapable of chatting up girls in real life and therefore resorts to stalking them online.
So let's say this kid stumbles across a girl's youtube account where she posts occasional vlogs - he finds her physically attractive. He will then google (and perhaps even yahoo) her username and see if she's signed up to any other sites with that same name. Let's say he finds something (Friendster, myspace), he will then try find any information about her he can. This could include where she lives, her age, interests, whatever. If there are any pictures of her on one of these sites he might even save them to his computer (provided the given site allows it). Then when he's gathered what he believes to be enough information, he'll contact her somehow and surprise her by pretending that his interests or whatever are congruent with hers. Say she's from Philadelphia - he'll put on some bullshit about how his Grandparents grew up there. And so on and so forth - that is an internet creep.
by iamwhatiamcalled October 21, 2007
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internet disease

People on the internet have pictures of themselves in which they look far more attractive than they really are. Quite often from odd angles, unique lighting, or a combination of both.
On MySpace girls often look quite beautiful because they select pictures that make them look much better than they really are.
by Bryce Kennington February 29, 2004
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internet gay

someone who has a gay orientation only on the internet and acts straight in the real world.
"Woah dude, Jim's been chatting with this guy named Fernando online all night"
"Yeah dude, we were wrong about him - he's definately internet gay."
by mungr69butt June 11, 2008
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internet ninja

An internet-savvy person who knows about numerous websites, blogs, etc. and how to get the most out of them. Anyone can use Google to find something after enough digging; but an internet ninja knows exactly what websites to go to for immediate answers or solutions. They are swift and lethal, in and out before you even know it...with whatever they want--just like a ninja.
Can I commission the use of your internet ninja skills to help me out with this dilemma?
by seandp_83 December 8, 2009
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International U-S-A Chant Day

February 22nd. It is a day for everyone to celebrate America by Posting U-S-A-U-S-A-U-S-A where ever they have a digital presence. It is the anniversary of the Miracle on Ice which is credited with the creation of the U-S-A Chant.
February 22nd 2011 is the first annual International U-S-A Chant Day. I plan to celebrate by Tweeting U-S-A-U-S-A-U-S-A.
by Fatrazmo February 21, 2011
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