law of sam

a very very wise man once say: "its not that i dont have standards, i can just find beauty in every woman."
Law of Sam:
fat chick = giant breasts
pale chick = no tan lines
abnormally anorexic chick = cheap date
by sampencek September 08, 2010
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Jared's Law

The fact that a woman's response rate is purely arbitrary and the very fact that she chooses to respond is better than her responding quick or late.
Person 1: Yo Felicia ain't responding to my messages bro
Person 2: Relax man, she'll get back to you
(after 5 hours)
Person 1: Yo she got back to me man!
Person 2: Jared's Law always holds
by theincrediblesmith November 13, 2019
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Dice's Law

"Dice's Law", short for "Dice's Law of Annoying Team Fortress 2 Memes", is an internet adage asserting that every meme that exists will eventually have an unfunny Team Fortress 2 version of it created. When such a meme is made, it is immediately unfunny and generally annoying to anyone except Team Fortress 2 players.
"John made a video of the Spy from Team Fortress 2 dabbing, thus confirming Dice's Law."
by Hi honey, let's talk June 04, 2021
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unspoken law

a social rule, which everyone knows they should abide by, but some people always break it, that's why its there. Stuff that is not illegal, but is still frowned upon for doing.
Not master bating on a plane is an unspoken law
Same with Cheating on wife of gf
by -Omz- November 05, 2013
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Law of Gravity

(G * m1 * m2) / (d2)
Hey, did you just break The Law of Gravity? That's illegal you know
by Erufailon February 05, 2010
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Law of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.
Eric started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. This is the Law of Lamont
by Lamonting July 28, 2022
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karmazon's law

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.
Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.
by fakamada April 17, 2011
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