If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile.

The concept that if there is an additional benefit to doing slightly more work in the realm of the work one was previously engaged in, that one should do said extra work.

"Why did you decide to learn German"?

"Well I already spoke Yiddish, which is 90% German, so I figured ; If you go 5000 feet, you might as well go a mile."

by JayPlotz September 19, 2016

IF;LF

I'm fixed; Let's fuck .

You have had a vasectomy and can fuck as much as possible with near to zero outcome of impregnation.

Hey baby, IF;LF

by ineedtoberammed May 8, 2018

if shit could shit

Far beyond merely terrible. The worst of the worst.

"Have you seen Marlon Wayans' new stand up on Netflix?" "No, how is it?" "If shit could shit."

by notriskteen March 6, 2018

If she ain't Latina, see ya

A phrase used by those who love the Hispanic race and the people who are of Latin descent. A modified version of: "If she ain't foreign, she borin," this is the more specific version created for those who need some spice in their life.

Atb: "Yo Ethan look a really bad looking girl!"
Ethan: "Oh shoot, shes pretty"
Atb: "Yeah she's really pretty, white girls are bad"
Ethan: "White?!"
Atb: "Here we go again..."
Ethan: "If she ain't Latina, See ya!"

by Baller oh January 16, 2019

If Ben can do it, anyone can

A saying for motivational purposes.

If you know someone named ben and he can do something, everyone else probably can.

It's like they say, if Ben can do it, anyone can.

by Jamesisbadatsoccer November 3, 2020

If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy

“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.

Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah

by A limelight ofc December 19, 2020

If and it wmf. Fiend f rent t Yh

What does this mean

If and it wmf. Fiend f rent t Yh

by Ruby27017 May 1, 2021