Small device which can hold (depending on the model) up to 10,000 songs. Most likely owned by 50% of high school students. It is the most popular mp3 player. In fact, if you're looking up the meaning to the word "ipod" in this dictionary, you probably live on an un-inhabited island. That, or you yourself just too poor to buy one, and are making yourself feel better by reading hate definitions, posted by OTHER poor/cheap people.
Bob: Is that an ipod?
Joe:Uh..Yeah.
Bob: That's completely mainstream, man. I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of shit.
Joe:Can't afford one?
Bob:..Yup.
Joe:Uh..Yeah.
Bob: That's completely mainstream, man. I can't believe you even wanna be SEEN with that piece of shit.
Joe:Can't afford one?
Bob:..Yup.
by Deana June 11, 2006
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funny sound used by crazy people when they are angry.a very cool sound which is very hard to master and requires years and years of practice. some are born with the talent while others must spend years of training.
mark: guess what
crazy person: what?
mark: CHICKEN BUTT! HAHA
crazy person: ipogi!
mark: wow thats a cool sound. i wish i could do it. can you teach me?
crazy person: ahh. ooga booga ipogi.
mark: i take that as a no...
crazy person: what?
mark: CHICKEN BUTT! HAHA
crazy person: ipogi!
mark: wow thats a cool sound. i wish i could do it. can you teach me?
crazy person: ahh. ooga booga ipogi.
mark: i take that as a no...
by aktghalkhfksd March 8, 2008
Get the ipogi mug.It is a mp3 device made by apple that has a sleek design and has a high cost. the ipod can be a negavitve thing but if you take care of it then it will last just like mine 5 years and it is still running well and nothing really will happen and then it can be a good thing
How to take care of it
1. wait till the battery completely drains out then charge it so the battery life will last longer
2. if you dont want it to scratch then buy a cheep or expensive plastic sticker to cover the screen or you can buy a fair price of $10-25 rubber cover
3. If itunes asks you if you want a new update you take it so it itunes wont crash and also if you need to update your ipod then do it so it is compatible to your itunes
4. the obvious one dont drop it crush it or squish it
if you follow these steps then it will last just like mine
How to take care of it
1. wait till the battery completely drains out then charge it so the battery life will last longer
2. if you dont want it to scratch then buy a cheep or expensive plastic sticker to cover the screen or you can buy a fair price of $10-25 rubber cover
3. If itunes asks you if you want a new update you take it so it itunes wont crash and also if you need to update your ipod then do it so it is compatible to your itunes
4. the obvious one dont drop it crush it or squish it
if you follow these steps then it will last just like mine
by JAnieSayHuh February 25, 2009
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by ayoitzmiiduh January 30, 2010
Get the ipod mug.(adj.) When someone is one way in person, and a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT person online (on Facebook, in texts, IM, etc.), so much so that you wouldn't recognize them. The actual word has its roots in bi-polar and the way Apple puts a lowercase i in front of all their capitalized product names.
Psshh, don't listen to his stupid comments, the kid's iPolar. He acts super tough on Facebook, but he's nothing in real life.
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-
Wow, I think Jess has iPolar-mania... she's really smart in person, Buwt r!t3z re4llii st00ped 1n textsssss!!!111one111 -.-
by ThankYouDahling August 6, 2010
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A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.
Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
A person, often a student, who has not developed any unique intellectualisms but will bombastically offer plagiarised arguments and opinions, or repeat verbatim any number of literary quotes or philosophies without any real understanding of them.
Much like the actual iPod media device, which plays back music or video that has been stored on it, but does not create new media by itself, an iPod in the human sense, stores information, but does not have the propensity for the creation of unique intellectual opinion. Could also be described as a Faux-losopher.
The scene from Good Will Hunting between Will and Clark in the Harvard bar is a great example of Clark being an iPod.
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
Will: Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization...
Clark: Well, as a matter of fact, I won't, because Wood drastically underestimates the impact of social...
Will: See, the sad thing about a guy like you is... that you dropped 150 grand on a f***in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
by theredking April 27, 2010
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