YouTube channel with almost 70M subs that does dumb shit like drilling a hole in sausage to use as a straw. You get the idea.
8 year old: 5 Minute Crafts is so useful!
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
Mom that spoils child: Yes sweetie it is!
Mom's thoughts: (shoot me.)
by jewishburger November 10, 2020
Referring to one's masterplan having already taken effect when another person confronts you about trying to affect the outcome.
Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.
Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.
Can also be used to quickly prove one's intense intellect and stun foes, or to refuse invitations to do things that are extremely uncool.
Initially coined by Ozymandias of Watchmen, the graphic novel and movie.
Guy: Hey, you wanna go get something to eat?
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.
Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.
Guy 2:Nah, I already ate. 35 minutes ago.
Boss: That memo isn't on my desk.
Lowly Corporate Peon: That's a shame, because I turned it in 35 minutes ago.
by thirtyfive March 17, 2009
EX: I thought I was just smoken for a "marijuana minute" then the Popo rolled up & busted me. Now I am doin' 30 days in the Slammer before I can go see da Judge. Mary Jane isn't who I wanna dance with anymore, screw that this is my fourth time getten busted in the last six months; they're gunna hang me when I gitt in there.
by IrishDaddy2U April 20, 2010
by rperazag May 06, 2010
A clickbaity channel with almost 30M subs, mostly watched by kids and moms. Most of their videos show stupid "crafts" you will NEVER actulally use in your entire life
5 minute crafts: 42 HOLY GRAIL HACKS THAT WILL SAVE YOU A FORTUNE
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
Average people: These are so USEFUL!
ACHIEVMENT GET!: Waste 12 mins of ur life and repeat it daily
by awesomegam August 07, 2018
Niggas Per Minute (abbreviated as "NPM") is a stat used to measure song lyrics. The NPM is the average amount of times the word "nigga" (or it's derivations: "nigger", "nig", etc.) is used per minute in a song.
For example: The song "344 Words" by Young Blaze is about 1 minute 45 seconds. He uses the word "nigga" 22 times. The NPM for "344 Words" is 15.17
For example: The song "344 Words" by Young Blaze is about 1 minute 45 seconds. He uses the word "nigga" 22 times. The NPM for "344 Words" is 15.17
Jason: Yo have you heard that new Meek Millz song? Shit's a banger!
Kyle: Yeah, but what's the Niggas Per Minute? Probably around like 10, he's no lyricist. Eminem got by fine with a steady 0 NPM throughout all his songs
Kyle: Yeah, but what's the Niggas Per Minute? Probably around like 10, he's no lyricist. Eminem got by fine with a steady 0 NPM throughout all his songs
by ~Resh February 03, 2011
A person, usually a man, who possesses the ability to perform sex without orgasm for a full sixty minutes, often much longer. Comes from the song "Sixty Minute Man,' recorded by the Dominoes in 1951, and numerous other artists since then.
Sixty minute men are very popular with women who appreciate prolonged lovemaking.
Sixty minute men are very popular with women who appreciate prolonged lovemaking.
by 60 minute man August 16, 2011