Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.

Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022

Hollywood Harmonica

When a man is receiving oral copulation and the person performing the action begins to suck along the side of his penis, very reminiscent of the way one would play the harmonica.

"Damn, Jessica gives one hell of a blowjob! She even teased my balls while giving me a Hollywood Harmonica!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023

Nacho Holy Grail

When one reaches into a nacho pile and pulls out a large clump of nachos that are stuck together by toppings.

The abnormally large conglomeration of nacho chips and toppings.

There is no specific number of nachos that comprise the NHG. NHG generally contains at least 5 nacho chips and a large portion of toppings and cheese.

I was eating nachos at Jills party the other night and I reached in and pulled out The Nacho Holy Grail!

The what?

The Nacho Holy Grail! It was like 10 nachos stuck together that formed this gigantic nacho mound! I was blessed by the nacho gods that night! Damn thing was almost as big as my plate!

by RichardSlinger August 17, 2011

West Hollywood Belt

When your pants are too loose to stay up so you give yourself a wedgie so you can hold your pants up betwixt your clenched buttocks

1. Wow check out that guys stylish West Hollywood Belt

2. I wish I could slide my hand into that West Hollywood Belt
3. I forgot these pants were too big for me so I had to pull off an impromptu West Hollywood Belt

by Capital Gainz July 29, 2013

The Holy Pickle Stand

When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.

"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 26, 2023

Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.

Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.

by jazzrock August 26, 2008

HJ's on Holy Days

When your faith is so devoted to God, that you fear the act of sex. Therefore, only the act of hand job is performed strictly on religious holidays.

Example 1 Margaret is a wicked slut most of the year, but since she's Catholic she'll only give HJ's on Holy Days.

Example 2 Guy - Why don't we go back to my place and I'll take you to pound town…

Girl - Sorry hon, today is Assumption and I only give HJ's on Holy Days

by deucebiggss February 27, 2014