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hoopaskanks

the plural of hoopaskank. more commonly known as superskank, or in some regions, "muy grande skank"

they are usually seen wallowing in bathrooms, in a coma like state.

be wary.
aye curumba!

hay una muy grande skank !!
alternatively;; 'good grief, look at all those hoopaskanks !'
by hepitutis a b c d and j January 2, 2009
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Hoop Du Jour

The act of "zoning" a person out while in the middle of hearing the useless babble yapping coming out of their mouth. The endless verbal diarreah which keeps spewing out of their pie hole, it's all just a bunch of "Hoop Du Jour."

Can be used within several different other variations, when describing someone's incessant yapping, like "Hoop Du Jee," "Hoop Du Jye," "Hoop Du Joo," "Hoop Du Jaa."
"Whoa Ken, did you hear the big boss man Neven carrying on at this mornings staff meeting?"

Ken: "I zoned him out after Hello, the rest was just a bunch of Hoop Du Jour!!!"

Charlie Brown often tuned out his teacher's "Hoop Du Jour" while sitting in class, in this instance, the "Hoop Du Jour" instantly became "whaa, whaa, whaa...whaaa, whaa, whaa."

babbling verbal diarreah diarreah
by CalgaryIceman1 July 27, 2011
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hooperman

rovers mascot better known as mister larry murphy
shamrock rovers matchday mascot, "hooperman is Larry Murphy"
by anti hoop August 2, 2011
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hoopah

A family Christmas celebration that occurs typically 7 to 10 before Christmas as most of the family is unavailable on Christmas day. Typically happens because your adult children get married and move away.
Happy Hoopah, when do we open the presents!
by DaSeat October 31, 2020
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Lippers and Hooks

The act of cock stabbing a hooker from behind while enjoying a nice wad of SKOAL in ones mouth. The hookers juicy starfish then becomes the spitter for that fat lipper ur enjoying.
Bell: Yo you guys wanna come to my bachelor party down in Atlantic City this weekend?
Dude: Hells yeah B Bell. Your fiance can't find out about you partaking in some Lippers and Hooks though.
Bell: Man fuck that bitch. I do what I want.
by B Bell April 29, 2013
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New York Hooper

A sexual act regarding 3 men, 3 basketballs, and a small cardboard box big enough to fit a penis. Often done with men above the age of 40.
Kendra: Oh crap, I think my grandpa was doing the New York Hooper last night.
Delaney: How do you know?
Kendra: There's 3 basketballs and a cardboard box with a hole for a dick.
Delaney: I'm sorry.
by Yo Black-Ass Mom November 6, 2017
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hand hula hoop

A hand-hula-hoop is a one handed gesture, in which you join the tip of your index finger to the tip of your thumb, thus creating a circle. (hoop)

Also used as an 'OK' signal for divers and swimmers alike, and considered an offensive hand gesture in certain areas, the hand hula hoop is a game to play with friends/idiots.

The Game:

If you are able to coax a player - without moving you hand directly into their line of sight - to look directly at you 'hoop', they are a 'dick'. (See penis)

If they mange to place their index finger inside your hoop without looking at it, they indeed are the victor, and the 'hooper' is a sad and lonley man who should reach for his coat ASAP. (See loser)

Victors of this game are often called Weidner , which is confusing as this is also a term for a cumbersome pilot. see pilot paddy)
Hooper - 'Dude, seen that?'

<player directs friend visions to his hip, next to which he is holding a fine and dandy hand hula hoop>

Victim - 'You dirtbox, your such a chimp i looked right at it.'
by Rammer January 9, 2006
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