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hoop

Los Angeles County Sheriff's way of saying 'cruiser, patrol car, radio car'.
by lssheriff May 5, 2021
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hoop dreams

having hoop dreams before you found out there were other ways to score, and if she wants to be ur bitch she has to be obedient, she can NOT be a whore!
i used to have hoop dreams before i found out there were other ways to score
by nothoopdreams June 10, 2025
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024
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Hoop-rock

when your playing basketball with some of your friends.
me and my niggas were playin some hoop-rock
by robbierice August 25, 2011
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Butt hoops

The accomplishment of hula hooping with your butt or lower back, mainly performed as a silly game / erotic act. Most commonly executed by girls in suggestive or no clothing, altough some guys can do it as well.
james: yo did you see those thots doing butt hoops at school?

jamal: fo sure nibba, they do b exceptionally thic
by fatniggasfuckbest June 2, 2019
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