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hog meat

Hog meat describes a cock that has some significant weight to it. A nice balance of terrifying length and girth like a family sized can of soup.
Come on bro, we are almost to the finish line and this race is done.

Nah bro, been fighting this hog meat for the last mile.

Other example:

Ring me up for another 4lbs of hog meat. I don’t plan on walking right for a week straight.
by Cum Goblin April 10, 2019
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goober hog

by PooDealer69 May 8, 2019
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Snake-Hog

a person who goes behind friends backs and steals
“Yo ellie did you take my brownie?”
“Yes”
“You’re a goddamn snake-hog”
by whet_whillie March 16, 2020
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Skatepark hog

Annoying kids who sit on the ramps of skateparks (normally in big groups) just to make sure that no one else can use them.

These people are wastes of space and do not contribute to society, if you see one at your local skatepark, you should do a rock to fakie over the coping bar where they are sitting and crush their nuts. If you are using a BMX, you could put their head through your handlebars and do a barspin to snap their stupid necks.
Skatepark hog: BAD BUNNYHOP BRUV

Skatepark user: okay retard
by IwriteGeraldWayFanfic21 June 4, 2020
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rally hog

When male college athletes pull out their penis' in an attempt to intimidate their opponents and "Rally" their team to victory.
C'mon guys let's get out our rally hogs, and bring home a victory.
by Sac State Baller June 10, 2017
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Hog Knuckle

The exact spot on the shaft of a crooked penis where it changes direction.
Crooked-dicked JimBob could make Tammy Sue cum everytime because his Hog Knuckle hit her G-spot just right.
by Jades5150 January 20, 2018
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hog ranch

An old-time name for a "whore house."
I can't get any free ass. Time to hit up the hog ranch.
by SilverPirate September 12, 2013
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