Hosek

A guy that acts like a virgin but has a girlfriend.
Verb - Hosking

Guy 1: "Have you heard of Daniel and his relationship with Tereza?" Guy 2: "Yeah, he is such a Hosek."

by Zigyas August 29, 2021

Hoshima

Having sexual connection with a monkey.

I'm having a Hoshima!

by Enkhmendo January 26, 2022

Hookup Hostility

Obvious tension and hostility between two people who have hooked up and now hate or resent each other without trying to hide it.

When you hookup with a co worker and then start to hate them and have to be around them, there is a lot of hookup hostility in the room.

When you are hooking up with someone and they screw you over and you still have to be around them, there is a lot of hookup hostility.

by RW16 July 28, 2011

Matt Hossed

Getting Matt Hossed is when you take your own imaginary moral high ground and watch your career proceed to flush down the toilet.

Whoa dude Hillary Clinton just got Matt Hossed.

by Jyshua August 23, 2017

Louisville Hoser

Blasting a huge load with a bat shoved up your ass.

I came like a firehose when she shoved that bat up my ass. It was a real Louisville Hoser.

by Scott Fourboy May 16, 2019

Humping Hose

A term used referring to the action of dragging fire hose off the back of the truck (hosebed) or back to it after a fire.

We were out humping hose for hours to get the hosebed looking neat for the parade

by kyle5112 February 20, 2020

Jung Hoseok

Literally a damn ball of sunshine that took turned into an angel and then fell onto the earth. Probably the most extra person alive. Also probably the most innocent person alive. He can make you smile just by looking at you.
"I'm your hope. Your my hope. I'm J-Hope."

That girl is acting like she is Jung Hoseok. I wish I was as innocent as Jung Hoseok.

by I_Purple_Suga-ssi March 16, 2020