Hobo Slide

The act of engaging in anal sex with a dirty stinky homeless bum (with the bum being on the "receiving" end). The "slide" portion of the phrase refers to the lack of need for decent lube, since in all likelihood the hobo hasn't wiped his/her ass in several months. We recommend wearing condoms, since you don't want all that feces to get stuck inside your urethra.

As a special contingency for the distinguished gay man, if your partner has ever "released" on you during anal sex, you could really embarrass the piss out of him with this.

Even more disturbingly, you necrophiliacs out there probably find this very useful (think about it).

Girlfriend/Boyfriend give ya blue balls? No problem! Head out to the park and take the hobo slide!

by Clint, Geno, Tony, and Mario June 23, 2006

FB Hobo

A FB hobo is someone who wanders Facebook all day and all night. This person usually has tons of friends on FB, and will always have someone to chat with.

Unlike tramps, who worked only when they were forced to, and bums, who didn't work at all, hobos were workers who wandered.

Woman #1: Have you talked to Dreena?

Woman #2: No way, she is too busy being a FB hobo.

by tr353r February 04, 2010

hobo fuck

lighting a cigarette or joint with someone else’s ciggie or joint

“yo kyle, i lost my lighter. could you Hobo Fuck me?”

by faprage May 14, 2020

Hobo Whoreotic

A person who is sexual attracted to someone who is hobo sexual. They often will get into a relationship with someone who will move in quickly so they don't live alone.

Person 1: "Wow isn't that the seventh girl to live with Jordan this year?:
Person 2: "Yea it's because he is a Hobo Whoreotic"

by Jackson O'Donnell October 12, 2020

hobo-getter

Slang term for any of the large "breaker bars" used in automotive repair shops.

"Dangit, this ratchet isn't long enough to take off this rusted bolt!"
"Here, use the hobo-getter."

by The Autoshop Kid March 03, 2004

hobo creampie

To deficate into a persons vaginal canal whilst being homeless

Shia LaBeouf hobo creampied Megan on the set of Transformers

by Wa5 EYM November 19, 2019

hobo's ketchup

When you're homeless but still love condiments. The mixture of semen and blood to resemble ketchup.

This lady at table 3 is annoying me about our ketchup not being good enough. Ill cook up some hobo's ketchup for her fries real quick! Is anyone on thier period?

by Josh the Ogre July 15, 2021