Handjob

The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica

I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.

by Rumple_Foreskin July 24, 2022

spicy handjob

A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.

Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.

by Teranyll September 9, 2023

israeli handjob

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.

Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.

by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023

Long Island Handjob

When you hold your mom's dick while you pee

I really had to pee, but I knew mom was home, so I took the ride to the crib for a long island handjob

by Tbsbass1220 November 25, 2017

Hilo Handjob

When you carve out the inside of a block of Spam and use it as a makeshift Fleshlight. Post-coitus, served cold with a slice of pineapple and a Steinlager.

I went home and treated myself to a Hilo Handjob last night.

by Flailure Jimbob September 13, 2022

Inverted Handjob

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

Rotating Handjobs

A declaration of entering the final portion of a project.

At the production meeting the costume department reported being down to rotating handjobs, also noting the end was in sight.

by courier289 September 18, 2018