Yuuka handjob

a touhou styled sexual act where yuuka kazami from touhou project strokes your penis 2/47 until you cum, she sometimes assists you by making you suck on her breasts (since it's a nursing handjob) and funny enough yuuka did the nursing handjob on reimu trust me i saw them do it before it's hot and she also calls you "good boy" or "good miko" if it's a futa shrine maiden like reimu hakurei

Yuuka Kazami: Good Miko~ Let Me Soften It Up A Little~
Reimu Hakurei: *blushing in enjoyment*
Yuuka Kazami: I'm Glad You're Enjoying~ Reimu-san~
Reimu Hakurei: Y-Yuuka~ I Think I-I'm Cumming!~
Yuuka Kazami : Mhm~ I Knew You Would Like This~
Reimu: Agh~ *thick white stuff release*
Yuuka Kazami: Fufu~ You're Warm~
yuuka handjob is funny

by byakuraen December 26, 2024

israeli handjob

The act of giving a handjob to a male corpse to extract semen from it.

Shaylee Atary’s husband, Yahav, died while committing a genocide, so she tried to give him an israeli handJob to have his kids.

by kavehcito2 November 21, 2023

spicy handjob

A handjob given by using icyhot or bengay as lube.

Laura grabbed the icyhot instead of lube when she went to wack me off, turning it into a spicy handjob.

by Teranyll September 9, 2023

Handjob

The act if cleaning out your genitallia. Or the feeling of listening to Metallica

I got a handjob from my mom when I was young. Rock n Roll never felt the same again.

by Rumple_Foreskin July 24, 2022

Rotating Handjobs

A declaration of entering the final portion of a project.

At the production meeting the costume department reported being down to rotating handjobs, also noting the end was in sight.

by courier289 September 18, 2018

Roundabout handjob

When the creep who lives next door tries to give you a sex dream hence jerking you off on a roundabout way whilst you’re sleeping.

That bitch next door gave me a roundabout handjob.

by Pdiddle diddle April 2, 2024

Spooky Handjob

When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.

Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.

by J church February 29, 2024