Hobit Gardening

The act of unintentional anal sex in an outside space. The 'penetrator' has the task of going at it with such pace that the condom is either fully or partially removed from the penis and is deposited in the female's rectum.

The act is customarily followed up by a blow job, to clean up any corn-based deposits.

Oliver: 'i totally hobit-gardened that skank last night'
Emily: 'you and your constant hobit gardening'
Oliver: 'i know right, She totally rimmed herself, what a joker'

by twanggah March 18, 2010

Nooby Grade Sevens

A title for use to describe kids of a lower grade in school, once you reach grade 8. Used to show disgust for a lower grade's lack of wisdom, intelligence, maturity, and/or physical fitness. It can also be used outside of education-based scenarios.

Ex:
Gr.8 #1: The new grade sevens think they know everything.
Gr .8 #2: What nooby gr.7s.

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Ex. #2:
Gr.12 #1: Those grade 9s think they are so mature, they don't even have jobs yet.
Gr.12 #2: They're just a bunch of nooby grade sevens like in middle school.

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Ex. #3:
Man #1: Dude, that guy just made a right turn and hit the curb. Now the front-right wheel just fell off!
Man #2: Eh, what a nooby grade seven.

by EnragedHavoc August 22, 2011

Dick Garden

A target rich enviroment for someone interested in the male genitalia.

While at the table in a firehouse, "Man this place is a dick garden."

by XRoads August 12, 2014

dirty garden

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs

"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"

by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014

Sacred Garden

When a girl dyes her pubes green.

"there is a sacred garden down there

by super hero man panties November 1, 2016

miss gladen

A very kind hearted loving woman with many potentials. She strives to make you happy and cheers you up when you need it. She's a caring and forgiving young lady with a great laugh and a bubbly personality!

"Oh yeah miss gladen she's that kind and caring one nobody can forget"

by I'm_beingtrue. December 13, 2016

sixth grade syndrome

when boys over the age of 13 only wear under armour sports perfomance t shirts, basket ball tshirts, and knock off yeezys. careful guys, its easy to contract this disease

Susan, you should never date a guy with sixth grade syndrome.
Nicholas Peter, you're 63 years old, stop dressing like your grand son!!!

Sean: "the under armour outlet mall has a huge sale going on! wanna go?"
Ben: "no because im not nerda af, and i dont suffer from sixth grade syndrome"

by frat boi September 29, 2017