morning glory

an event where a person, hopefully male, awakes with a full erection.

"Rob always gets a morning glory"

by i seek the truth! March 17, 2003

glory boy

(n.) One who selfishly acts of his own accord in a team activity, used mostly in a sporting sense.

He's a good football player, but he ignores pleas to pass. He's such a glory boy.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

land of hope and glory

better than the shithole you live in.

Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

new found glory

one of the best pop-punk bands you'll ever hear. started out with the name "A New Found Glory" but eventually changed it to just "New Found Glory". haters can't actually say they hate NFG until they actually listen to their music and actually comprehend it properly. don't hate what you don't understand, you motherfuckers. anyone who doesn't like NFG should consider suicide, fuck off, and die (in that order) thank you.

Kyla: A New Found Glory is the best fucking thing that has ever happened to me. I fucking can't get enough of them.

Taylor: I know. They fucking kick ass!!!

by kyla_NFG May 21, 2007

Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger

A burger with jalapeño pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Glory Glory Jalapeño Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

gooey

An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.

Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"

by psiscott April 26, 2006

goofy

A skateboarding stance, where you stand with your right foot at the front and put with you left foot and set it on the back of the board.

Eric Koston skates goofy.

by sheckyfan January 25, 2005