Skid Goggles

a) invisible and intangible goggles one often unknowingly wears once an individual had been at Skidmore College for more than two months. the goggles make men or women appear to be more attractive than they would normally be
b) much like Beer Goggles, but it applies to all time of the day.

note: can be applied to other small colleges.

Jon is not actually attractive, but i am wearing skid goggles so i want to bang him.

by thoroughbred July 24, 2008

high goggles

The usage of sunglasses with you are stoned to the point either your eyes look lazy or they're red.

"What's with those sunglasses on? It's like not even sunny, it's raining?"
"Oh, they're my high goggles"

by Teroo December 19, 2006

Goo Goggles

Goo Goggles:-

Goo Goggling is the act of ejaculating onto the closed eyes of a recipient, thus giving the impression that they are wearing 'goggles', but are infact covered in seminal fluid.

Goo Googles can be given to a sexual partner as a sexual act, or can be striken upon an un-willing recipient in an act of humiliation. Goo Goggles can be used as punishment, where instead of the recipients eyes being closed they are forced open and recieve seminal fluid directly onto their eyes.

"How about I embrace you with Goo Goggles this evening wife."

"LOL I totally gave that beeatch Goo Goggles last night. ROFL irl!"

"I'm afraid that your criminal antics have earn't you a pair of Goo Goggles, hold his eyes open and I shall commence the Goggling.

by S. Ladavooch December 14, 2008

laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007

The Godley

When a depressed man locks himself into the bathroom, strips down to nothing but his mismatched tube socks, lays on the cold tile floor and masturbates whilst crying and fantasizing about strangers.

All this is done as his partner watches in a hand mirror through the crack beneath the door.

Dude, I'm so wasted, I had a rough night pulling The Godley.

by tornadopoop August 17, 2010

Greek Goblet

A sexual act involving at least one male in which the two other people suck on the male's ballsack.

Friend of Guy 1- Dude! Did you hear about Guy?
Friend of Guy 2- Yeah man I heard that Guy 2 and Girl 1 gave him a vicious Greek Goblet!

by Whisper M. April 14, 2010

saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

by simpdapimp01 January 4, 2017