Change Goblin

A generally violent and egotistical person who always has change.

Hey Change Goblin! Hook me up on some of them Washingtons!

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Joe Gosling

To grow dreadlocks whilst being Caucasian.

Your blonde hair is looking a bit matted... You doing a Joe Gosling?

by Define_Ruthie January 17, 2009

titty goblin

1: A smaller man that is obsessed with knocking large breasts around and just getting in there for hours.

2: To Gobble or Gobbling on some large breasts. Really getting in there.

1: That guy is crazy in to cleavage. He is a huge titty goblin

2: Guy 1 - That girls melons are massive!

Guy 2 - If I was with her i'd be titty goblin

Guy 1 - Spend all my days livin up in there.

Guy 2 - I'd be like "gobble gobble gobble!"

by Rammz February 26, 2014

gutter goblin

A troll like female who is picked up or found in a less than classy establishment.

Man what happened to you last night, we lost you at the bar ?! - I ended up coming across this gutter goblin and bringing her home.

by BobbyDanny March 18, 2014

Giggle goblin

biggest compliment you can give somebody in any situation

“My wife left me”
“Don’t worry you’re just to giggle goblin for her”
“Thanks man love you”

by matthewc201828377 September 15, 2020

Goopy Goblin Gamer Brain

A term used to describe a part of your personality that is only attracted to games with excessive violence, excitement, and/or stimulus to keep you engaged.

"typically I am only motivated by gameplay because I have a special medical condition that me and my brother Isaac refer to as goopy goblin gamer brain" -Nakey Jakey in the first public use of the phrase

by FryingPandaZip December 28, 2020

make-up goblin

Women who work the cosmetic counters at department stores and wear far too much make-up than necessary as if trying to advertise every color, shade and base and blush sold all at once.

The make-up goblin's at the Mac counter look like the android females in Robert Palmers rock video "Addicted to Love".

by prodigirl January 19, 2010