Goat kisser

A term used to offend someone

BILLY- I told the teacher that you stole her lip plumper!

SALLY- OMG! I hate you! You little goat kisser!

by Calamari & Zsters February 16, 2017

goaten

When one eats things a goat might eat, other than food. An example of "goaten" would be a baby eating tissue paper, baby wipes, cigarettes, dog food, etc.

" Please stop goaten! " I said , as she was chewing up a baby wipe she somehow managed to get ahold of, again.

by Cyberhog November 28, 2017

Goatfied

Being too damn good at what you're doing it's unbelievable.

A:Damn did you see that guy ?!
B: Yeah that guy is unbelievable.... He's Goatfied.

by Atocany March 7, 2019

Goat Spanker

Someone who tucks their jeans inside of their boots. Often used for the purpose of placing the hind legs of a goat inside the boot to have sex with it.

Bubba: “whys he wearing his boots like that?”
Jim bo: “guys a goat spanker”

by Normmtx April 28, 2021

Goatedness

Another word for the best one or legendaryu. If somebody tells you some thing and you approve you can say I'm hearing goatedness from you

EDU is speaking goatedness that's legendaryu

by goatedisnotcringe-_- January 23, 2022

Goat Throttler

A very twisted and sick individual who has an extremely deviant and sexual interest in hoofed animals.

That man ain't right. When we went across that field with cows in it I swear he was salivating. That weirdo is a definite Goat Throttler.

by Za Cosmic Clown February 27, 2022

Goatest

The greatest goat.

Luca: Ryan is the Goatest.
Person : I know right!

by troll_hater_6000 April 21, 2022