Grand Milf

See MILF.

The rare case of a really hot grandma you'd like to fuck.

"Yo... Stacy's got a Grand Milf!"

by Losti May 13, 2005

Grand Theft Auto

1. The crime of stealing a car.

2.The best thing to happen to videogames ever.

3. A Pasttime like this, America=Baseball Mexico= Grand Theft Auto

Mexico + Boredm = Grand Theft Auto!!!

by Niakoali Kheshkepolvy September 14, 2005

Grand Theft Aero

The crime of stealing many air vehicles such as Airplanes or Helicopters. Only hard ass mother fuckers pull off a job like that.

Cop:"Did you hear about that one Marcus kid?"
Cop1:"Nah, what?"
Cop:"Got busted for Grand Theft Aero. Mother fucker was stealing planes!"

by M-boy January 23, 2006

gaand kasao

Gaand kasao is the name given to ass play amongst your indian males in Mumbai. Gaand Kasao-ing is when a guy sneaks up to a friend and shoves his fingers up his ass. He usually shouts Gaand Kasi when the recipient of that move clenches their butt hole in response to aforementioned finger ass play.

He gaand kasao-ed his friend all day today

Chutiye, gaand kasi?

by jamnabai July 8, 2012

Grand Haven

1) A small beachtown located in the real OC, Ottawa County. John McCain can be seen eating Pronto Pups here. Anthony Kiedis has been glimpsed at the Kirby House.

2) A small West Michigan city full of white, middle class, Christian Reformed people who often do nothing else than contract skin cancer at the beach.

3) Quite possibly the site of the most MIP's ever handed out.

1) Grand Haven: We own it, you just visit.

2) Someone from Grand Haven: "Evolution is fake. Jesus is my homeboy. Everyone else who is alive is a faggot and deserves to burn in Hell with Satan."

3) Grand Haven is building a huge-ass courthouse for all those wily teens.

by swaeshampine August 15, 2008

grand cherokee

A mid-sized SUV introduced by Jeep in 1993 to compete against Ford's Explorer, and Motor Trend's "Truck of the Year" for 1993. Larger than the Cherokee, the Grand Cherokee is undeniably Jeep, with the brand's distinguishing angular and oversized wheel wells, seven-slot grill, and all-around angular styling. Models from 1993-1998 are known as ZJs, 1999-2004 are WJs, and the latest models, introduced in 2005, are known as WKs. Grand Cherokees have historically been overpowered, starting with the Chrysler 318 V8 in the 1993 model. In 1998, Jeep introduced the Grand Cherokee 5.9, named after the 5.9 liter Chrysler 360 engine they offered as an option. This special-edition Grand Cherokee was marketed as the world's fastest SUV, storming from 0-60 mph in 6.1 seconds, a remarkable feet for an SUV at the time. Jeep looks to be continuing that trend into 2006 with the Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT-8, powered by a 6.1 liter HEMI engine that propels the vehicle to 60 mph in "less than 5 seconds."

The Jeep Grand Cherokee is an extremely capable off-road performer when properly equipped, with enough road-manners to make it suitable as a main vehicle in any household. It's distinctive styling has made it a good seller for the Jeep brand and a well-respected SUV to boot. It's powerful engine options ensure that you'll be able to put any ricer in their place

*Note "SUV" was used in place for Grand Cherokees merely as a convenience and for the sake of simply conveying the intended message. See example.

My Jeep is not an SUV. Your SUV is not a Jeep.
Your Grand Cherokee is far more capable and attractive than my 4Runner.

by the_juice April 10, 2006

grand toast

Grand toast is a commonly used term for a leader, or boss of the highest authority. It is the current day definition of the old slang word 'big cheese.'

King Steve is the grand toast of the math department

by King Steve June 11, 2004