All sorts of fucked up

When someone is intoxicated to the extreme. Can be off alcohol, weed, other drugs, or a combination of any of them.

Dude, I had 15 beers then hit the bong so hard. I was all sorts of fucked up.

by quignugget June 30, 2010

Fuck your life up

Give u a child

“Boy I will fuck your life up stop playing wimmie”

by babyboob March 09, 2020

You fucked up

You rejected my definition. Time to light your dick on fire.

Oh you fucked up. You're utterly fucked.

by Me will make t bad be die May 31, 2020

shot the fuck up

When playing a multiplayer online game that involves guns, one may use "shot the fuck up" as an insult, or a bragging phrase after getting a kill.

Commonly used for more hilarity when killing a mic spammer.

Killer killed Mic Spammer

Killer: You just got shot the fuck up.

by Rocari September 13, 2009

eight straights of fucked up

1) when tripping acid, seeing eight planes of existance simultaniously
2) being really, really, exceptionally fucked up

"yo i am eight straights of fucked up"
"....did you just say eight straights of fucked up??!?"

by J Deb September 07, 2005

Fuck My Mind Up

The synopsis of "Enlighten Me". A general expression of excitement or curiosity towards any new, unusual or unfamiliar knowledge attained; ranging from social science and general epistemology. Subjects or discussion pertaining to a Utopian perspective or dialectical connotations, politics, sociology, religion, arts, history, theories that changes and challenges one's traditional belief system including his or her philosophical ideas and idealism. This expression is often used by positive skeptics to neither disprove nor dismiss one's substantiated statement however their reaction varies; commonly involves a stimulating, intellectual argument during a decent and eloquent conversation.

John: 9/11 was an inside job.The CIA did it. Jet fuels didn't melt steal beams, so the reports say
Sam: Fuck my mind up, John

by UnAmerican Me 1987 August 03, 2016

Fuck Up of the First Order

1) Adjective - The ultimate mistake which ends with disastrous consequences, usually involving multiple parties which were not, directly, involved in the incident. Usually, it starts with a minor, low level, bad decision.
2) Noun - A person who commits the "ultimate" mistake.

The introduction of the Africanized Bee in Brazil in 1957 created consequences that spanned across continents and devastated ecosystems. This is prime example of a "fuck up of the first order".

The person who actually released the bees, or setup the conditions where the bees where released, is also nown as a "fuck up of the first order".

by John9999 October 07, 2011