dick free December

Similar to no nut November but girls go a month without any form of dick in December.

Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!

Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(

by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019

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set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

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I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

by GENERAL DALADY December 9, 2018

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Spirit Riding Free

Spirit Riding Free is a childish animation, with the trio of friends Lucky, Abigail and Pru who ride horses and do girly stuff and act like babies. Their horses can somehow understand everything they say, even complicated stuff like ironing, which is very unrealistic. Lucky can learn a trick on her horse "Spirit" (a wild mustang) in like an hour, even a very hard one. lol that's why I hate that shitty TV show.

'Hey, Martha, your kid Gabe and mine can have a playdate today and watch Spirit Riding Free.'
'Mummy, can we not go shopping today? There's a Spirit Riding Free special at 5.00 pm!'

by Granny pig June 9, 2021

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Free Ipods

Great example of false advertising. Instead of paying direct cash for an overpriced mp3 player, you succumb to the soul craving corporate conglomerates by signing up for any number of "offers." A successfull offer earns credit towards a free ipod. These "offers" tend to be premium (read: costly) coupon saving subscriptions and/or skin cream demos. The only hitch is trying to cancel a subscription to said offer. After completing the offer, all you have to do is force 5 people to do the same.

I got this free ipod by ordering 5 gallons of face cream. Want a coupon?

by jesus March 18, 2005

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