Folde

A useful substitute for any word. It is used for either for fun, to avoid swearing, or to hide what you actually mean to say from others.

Folde: What the folde is that?
Folde: You think I can see what you're folde-ing?
Folde: That's a folde and a half.
Folde: What a folde..
Folde: How've you been folde-ing up?
Folde: Folde!
Folde: He's the biggest folder I've ever come across.

by Folde December 15, 2008

bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.

A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.

by cookiewings May 25, 2017

Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 16, 2018

folding a fart

The act of intentionally holding in a fart. Like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.

Folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“I had tacos last night for dinner and I’ve been folding farts all morning. Trying not to poop my pants.”

“I had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

by GlennNasty January 11, 2018

Fold

when you fold your knees and suck on the peen

“put ur girl in a room with one of these i bet she gon fold”

by ‘ligma’ July 29, 2021

Fold

Ian Watson is a fold

The boys are all getting rowdy and Ian Watson decides to be a fold

by Dieeaglesdie May 6, 2018

It came out of the dryer folded

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.

"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

by Betzbaw January 15, 2024