This term describes a man or tranny with a small soft dick. Another man pours ranch dressing on it and sucks the dick till he has a boner if he does not get the ranch dressing off before the man has a boner, he will get gangbanged by four other guys.
Hey bro what's up? You look super tired! "Just got done getting gangbanged by some Mexicans because I suck at the floppy man ranch challenge."
by Čârtêr August 31, 2014
Get the Floppy man ranchmug. by floppy boy January 26, 2017
Get the floppy boymug. While sex used position. Woman kneels down and punches man's nuts. She then squeezes them. After he screams in pain, he inserts his penis into a bottle of coke. then he cums inside of it.
Let's do the floppy coral.
by Hans Writterman January 15, 2022
Get the floppy coralmug. Two left handed flip flops. Usually found on men who have to rush out the door and don't realize the mistake they've made until it's too late
Ex- damn mark are you wearing floppy floppys.
Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it
Yeah dan, the wife said I had to go to target and get her a coffee if I wanted to get lucky. Grabbed the floppy floppys before i even realized it
by .cuckchair June 8, 2025
Get the Floppy floppysmug. by Eneunoic September 24, 2021
Get the Floppy snailmug. by ejb723 March 10, 2023
Get the floppy is audimug. A man used to have casual, pointless sex suddenly falls in love and can't get it up. An condition that usually passes by in matter of week or two.
by Hannu Karpo November 2, 2012
Get the Love floppymug.