virtually flashing

The act of sending a naked picture to someone else without being asked to via any digital means.

I was virtually flashing today. I sent a picture of my junk to a girl I met.

by Amishoney January 25, 2015

ball flushing

Being so fat that as you flush the toilet and yet you have not managed to stand up all the way and your bollocks are washed by the incoming toilet flush.

Travis: "Hey, guys I was just ball flushing in the turdis (portable toilet), and I quite liked it"

by SgtChunder March 2, 2016

Im laughing my life away

Laughing so f***ing hard that you feel lifeless after this episode.

"Oh god. Jessica told me what her boyfriend did last night and Im laughing my life away.

by Minediie December 18, 2016

index-flushing

Continuously deleting stupid social media posts such as political comments, religious views, and generally just stupid or offensive stuff.

I spend way too much time index-flushing these stupid posts!

by thegreatJOE January 23, 2017

butt flagging

A golfing act, where one mate picks up the golf flag and throws it so hard it gets entrenched inside his friends ass hole

I cant believe my mom took me to go butt flagging for my birthday. My hole still hurts!

by Dickfiddler April 8, 2017

Prematurely laughing

When you laugh way too early at something or before anything has even happened.

“Why are you laughing?”

“Im prematurely laughing really funny movie part coming up”

by Wackojacko357 November 6, 2018

The laughing clown

When a girl lies flat on her stomach and you have sex with her. While thrusting her and just before you cum jam your fingers into her armpits and tickle her. She starts squirming and tenses up her vagina giving the ultimate squeeze for max pleasure. Well for the Male anyways lol

I pulled the laughing clown on last nights lucky winner

by NicL9 December 25, 2018