Failed Trust Fund Baby

When someone inherits a large sum of money as a minor but their Executor of Estate spends it all before they become of age. Oftentimes the Executor dies or disappears before they can be held accountable.

My grandpa secretly gambled my entire trust fund away but died before I found out. Oh well, guess I'm just a Failed Trust Fund Baby... feeling entitled but broke a.f.

by BuBuKittyFuhk January 8, 2018

Fail Mix

A significantly less-healthy snack substitute for trail mix, first popularized among Seattle-area hipsters who like to hike but also prefer drinking coffee, getting stoned, and not being rained on. Most fail mix contains higher proportions of gummies, chocolate, candies, or caramel corn than would actually be beneficial for backpacking. Fail mix may occasionally lack nuts and granola all together.

Heather: "Hey hand me some of that fail mix, I've got the munchies!"
Rick: "Sorry, I already picked out most of the Swedish Fish. Were we actually gonna go hiking?"

Twig: "No it's raining... This fail mix is starting to taste like trail mix, put more gummy bears in it..."

by TravelLogix April 12, 2020

fail good story

When a story is presented as heartwarming but ends up illustrating a societal failure. An example of this would be a very elderly cashier getting an award for not missing a day of work in decades, while the US allows his employer to not give paid time off and does not pay a living wage.

Person 1: Did you see that a school got a donation to finally have heating?

Person 2: Considering we are the largest economy in the world, that’s some fail good story material there.

by el cheapo grande September 25, 2020

failed painter

that's what hitler was

man i cant believe that a failed painter took over most of europe

by dandafan May 25, 2021

Fail Korean

Noun. There comes a time in every Korean's life, where the world begins to crumble. They reach the pinacle of mankind and gets praised as a god by the Korean news. However, their own greed and blindsided upbringing of "going big or go home" destroys their finances/emotional state and lands them in the biggest house, That we know as jail. The Fail Korean is the Korean impreative, except backwards, and Korean mothers are left wondering how "their parents must feel"instead of worrying about the Fail Korean

Have you ever heard of someone losing 20 billion in 2 days? He is a Fail Korean.
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean

by Fportanova June 28, 2022

Failer

someone who's cool and magistic .

Guy 1 : that guy is so cool and handsome .
Guy 2 : he's a failer .

by verytrustworthy1 May 19, 2022

failed ratio

Basically a failed ratio is when you make a ratio on youtube, twitter, tiktok, Reddit, etc and it doesn’t get the typical amount of upvotes/retweets/hearts or likes that successful ratios do

Person: idc + ratio
The ratio gets no likes or retweets
Person 2: failed ratio

by UrbanizedMotena August 12, 2022