twat-faced hoe-bag

a girl that people refer to as a slut/slag/whore/hoe/bitch if she has done something to annoy you.

SHE'S SUCH A TWAT-FACED HOE-BAG!

by ali gee shahalam pass the pie December 22, 2010

faced

desribing oneself as having intense visual hallucinations, often during the peak of a lsd or mushroom trip. (letting loose completely to the direction the voyage is taking you)

paul: "hey man, how's your night goin?"
derek: "ohhh dude, i am totally f'n faced right now!"
paul: "yea? intense?"
derek: "yeah bro, the walls are breathing!"

by spades n heartz December 13, 2007

fuck faced cunt

A very aggressive way to abuse your close personal friends! Mostly used for fun, originating from Newbury, Berkshire.

Tim is a Child, he is a little fuck faced cunt!!

or...

Tim you fuck faced cunt!!!!

by Palmal Budnip July 16, 2008

vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

Faded Jaded

A MILF type who is past her prime, and has almost lost all her looks and hungry after sex. An easy lay for young good looking men who don't care who it is as long as it's easy.

OH did you see that bar! It was full of Faded Jadeds!

by JAMF43 May 18, 2009

Facedout

When you message a girl, or write on her Facebook wall and she doesn't respond, yet she responds to others promptly.

"What happened to that Jennifer girl, did you add her?"
"Yeah I added her and sent a message asking her what's up too"
"What happened?"
"I got facedout man"
"Ah, bummer bro"

by Maximum Carter February 15, 2010

2-Faced

A person who is phony or fake towards her/his fellow peers.

Yeah lil d is a stupid ass dick suckin ass 2-faced pussy ass bitch

by Igno June 18, 2005