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facebookings

Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.
Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!
by pjpbarnes January 14, 2012
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facebook

1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?

2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
by akrasy December 18, 2012
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Facebook

Facebook is the site you go to after jerking it.
Man im all worn out after that new porn site I found, better check my facebook before I crash.
by Giglerx May 13, 2013
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facebook

only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.

also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"

"your fucking retarded."
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
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Facebook

A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.
Old Man: I hate Obama! Better post a million articles about it on Facebook!
by Moaloa January 23, 2016
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Facebooker

A girl or guy who posts revealing photos for attention.

A "Facebook Hooker".
"Ashley has become such a Facebooker. I don't get why she thinks she needs to, she's already got enough attention as it is"
by Austin McCrebbing November 13, 2011
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The Facebook

When a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name.
"After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do".
by S.J.B.D February 17, 2008
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