1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
by akrasy December 18, 2012
Get the facebookmug. The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.
Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!
Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!
Bob: *opens the facebook app*
Michelle: Get a life!
Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!
Bob: *opens the facebook app*
by t_lly July 3, 2014
Get the Facebookmug. by Giglerx May 13, 2013
Get the Facebookmug. by Darth_Wilson September 28, 2019
Get the Facebookmug. A social network used for poking and friending and on. To friend to play games, (deal or no deal, great game). A way to stalk and get creeped out by people and look at peoples belated profiles, awkward! Never friend someone you don't or it will get weird!!!
by MariahCarey'sfriendnamedBob April 13, 2012
Get the Facebookmug. only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
Get the facebookmug. When a female partner is in time of her period, the male partner has sex with his mate, which then proceeds a unique inscription on her wall. What he writes is entirely up to him. Some sign the name John Hancock or their own name.
"After the bar, this girl asked me perform The Facebook to her, in which I laughed to myself and then did what I had to do".
by S.J.B.D February 17, 2008
Get the The Facebookmug.