Facebook Friday

A friday night when you have nothing to do but be on Facebook, look at your friends pictures, and like everything and anything you see!

My fun freaky Friday plans turned into a lame, but fufilling, Facebook Friday

by irsoaobneely August 14, 2010

Facebook

When someone does something stupid and won't stop, you smack them in the face with a thick book, normally a phone book.

Random Person: *starts singing Taylor Swift*

Me: *smacks person in the face with a phone book*

Jeremy: "Facebook'd!"

by Speckdahl18 December 15, 2010

facebook

To sell your soul over the Intrawebs. Or, take a million pictures of yourself and post them on your facebook. Or take pictures of anything and put them on facebook.

It can also be used to let people know you want to be facebook friends.

New haircut? Facebook it!

Facebook me?

Want to be facebook friends?

I facebooked my car.

That deserves facebooking!

by mariathepirate March 24, 2007

facebook masturbation

one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.

'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.

by fine_dine_decca September 30, 2009

facebook

the biggest waist of time. the reason for missed assignments, poor tests results.
a lonely boys best friend.

John! its 7:30, lets hurry home and add that person we just met on facebook!

by naomiDova May 5, 2008

facebook addict

Noun. (See also facebook slut). A person who spends more time one face book making "friends" than spending time in the real word interacting with their real life friends.

Bec's become a facebook addict. She's more interested in increasing her friends count than spening time with us people who see her in person.

by Šteggs October 7, 2007

facebook flipbook

As you are stalking your faux friend's new photo album on Facebook, paying close attention, you realize that two pictures in a row look peculiarly similar. So you press the left arrow to look at the first picture again. And then you press the right arrow to look at the second picture again. And then you continue to press left and right again and again so that it looks like your friend is moving. Flipping popcorn in his mouth. Crushing that beer can. Kicking rocks. Alas! Facebook Flipbook.

Dude. Did you catch that Facebook Flipbook of Nick? I kept pressing left and right, and it looked like his pants were disappearing and then reappearing.

by JaclynR January 18, 2010