fuppet

A person adept at playing life's little games to get what they want. Definately NOT using any sociological imagination.

"That lawyer dresses so sharp, wow, but he's a fuppet"

by spectralux November 17, 2009

Fupress

To fuck really hard with pleasure.

Tim: I want to fupress you!
Courtney: mmmm

by Courtney parsons January 10, 2009

fupled

when a guy/girl prevents their gf/bf from hanging out with a single friend, either from past history or for no apparent reason.... in a broader sense, another way in which singles are excluded from F****ing couples who tend to disappear into themselves

yeah so I can't hang out with Jo any more, his gf won't let him; I hate being fupled

by ld87 May 21, 2009

fupandectamy

the surgical procedure used to remove a womans fupa

thanks to the fupandectamy she can finally see her vagina again.

by fupasaurous rex June 7, 2010

Fuppercut

Verb: Move performed in mma trained by Steven Seagal. When the foot is used to uppercut an individual.

Please see Silva vs Belfort or Machida vs Couture for examples of fuppercut.

by Vicktor Freeze August 6, 2011

fupi

Fuck Pillow pr. (Foo-pee). A pillow, or pillows, that a dog uses to fulfill all of its sexual needs. Also used by some lonely people.

My dog broke his dingly-doo with a spirited bout with his fupi. It cost me over $100 to fix it at the vet.

My cousin loves the teddy-bear I won her at the fair. When I surprised her in her room one night, I know why she called it Fupi.

by coyotemutt November 21, 2011

fupmanchu

fupmanchu is a fumanchu on a fupa.

what is that, a fupmanchu?

by derrr September 14, 2012