Featherhead

A lighthearted fun mischievous person.

A head covered in feathers.

A forgetful person.

'After getting to know him/her they are quite a featherhead!"

'Wow look at that beautiful featherhead."

"Your such a featherhead."

by Odisco January 29, 2017

cooter feather machine

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

can i borrow a cooter feather machine?

by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009

Three-Fifths Compromise

Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.

I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.

by Creamy white center June 28, 2017

The Italian Feather

The male act of lying down on a bed while both feet are placed into a single-loop knot which is attached to a pulley system. Then a female partner pulls on the pulley system which results in the male being positioned upside down. The female then proceeds to perform oral sex on the genitalia while tickling the male's asshole with a feather.

Optional: Male can also nibble on female's genitalia as per request.

Note: For maximum satisfaction it is recommended to use a rare blue peacock feather as this greatly stimulates the asshole.

Did you hear Big Ron just can seem to get himself off normally so he hooked up a pulley system and called Raquelle who came over and performed "The Italian Feather".

by BigRONmcCON February 21, 2011

a fifth

Not 1750ml. It's 750ml. a 1750ml bottle is usally called a 1.75

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Feather Freak

Similar to a Wannabe Indian, a Feather Freak is a douche that feigns and claims American Indian heritage (typically Cherokee or Blackfoot); festoons their home with Native American swag and counterfeit Navajo rugs and other trinkets; and revels in everything Native American related.

This goddamn American Indian trade show is brimming with blond-hair, blue-eyed feather freaks in chokers.

You can spot a feather freak by their howling wolf T-shirt and dream catcher dangling from their rear-view mirror.

by First Nation Fool January 8, 2012

Fifth Alternate

Term used by Alyssa Edwards in Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars 2. A fifth alternate is someone that should’ve been fifth but instead it was sixth in line. In fact back in her season she was in the top 6 after she lost her lipsync versus Coco Montrese, saying the she should have been top 5 without being shady.

And I was a lovely...fifth alternate.

Did I you see that lipsync? She is surely a fifth alternate.

by PrettyShade May 27, 2018