Emily is the most amazing girl ever to walk on this earth. She will be the girl of your dreams and you know it.
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by Matt Bayne April 28, 2011
Get the Emily mug.Emola is a highly infectious disease that spreads rapidly through humans and causes severe injury to those infected or even death.
Emola spreads quickly through humans although it strangely has a higher transmition rate in those aged 13 to 24. Anyone can come down with the disease but the elderly and young infants to toddlers rarely come down with it.
Emola is spread through shared needles, most bodily fluids including tears and in some rare cases emails or other forms of electronic communication such as MySpace, FaceBook, web sites promoting rock bands or online dictionaries that define terms in pop culture.
Symptoms of emola include uncontrollable crying, tendency to complain, tendency to inflict personal harm, tendency to cause property damage, addiction to social networking sites, addiction to the color black, addiction to rock music with high-pitched vocal ranges and heavy use of power chords, uncontrollable harsh criticism of anything for no apparent reason and may possibly lead oneself to committ suicide. Treatment includes many different options but mostly includes sitting in a nearly deserted room with no sharp objects colored with bright colors with a smiling psychologist from some big-name university or college sitting in front of you with just a table in between the 2 of you with a "mirror" on one wall and hidden cameras placed everywhere in the room.
There is no known prevention for emola at this time except staying away from people who have contracted the disease and cutting off all forms of communication with them.
Emola spreads quickly through humans although it strangely has a higher transmition rate in those aged 13 to 24. Anyone can come down with the disease but the elderly and young infants to toddlers rarely come down with it.
Emola is spread through shared needles, most bodily fluids including tears and in some rare cases emails or other forms of electronic communication such as MySpace, FaceBook, web sites promoting rock bands or online dictionaries that define terms in pop culture.
Symptoms of emola include uncontrollable crying, tendency to complain, tendency to inflict personal harm, tendency to cause property damage, addiction to social networking sites, addiction to the color black, addiction to rock music with high-pitched vocal ranges and heavy use of power chords, uncontrollable harsh criticism of anything for no apparent reason and may possibly lead oneself to committ suicide. Treatment includes many different options but mostly includes sitting in a nearly deserted room with no sharp objects colored with bright colors with a smiling psychologist from some big-name university or college sitting in front of you with just a table in between the 2 of you with a "mirror" on one wall and hidden cameras placed everywhere in the room.
There is no known prevention for emola at this time except staying away from people who have contracted the disease and cutting off all forms of communication with them.
I really hope Susan gets over her case of emola , she screamed at me last weekend because I wasn't wearing black and I didn't bring my pocketknife for her.
by Sid Barrett January 9, 2008
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A beautiful girl. She typically has light brown, curly hair, that is long and flowing. Her eyes are hazel, and you get lost in them. She is fun, and VERY smart. She is especially interested in medicine, and would love to be a doctor. She loves music, and could probably play piano. She is not all serious though. She loves to pull pranks and joke with her friends. She is not interested in boys, especially the "hipster" types. She likes smart, clean cut, boy-next-door types. Emily is a great person.
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Get the Emily mug.A very beautiful water nymph. She has the power to control all forms of water, even the rain. She is naturally very sexual, especially when aroused. She shies away from things to be considered dirty (in public) but this little angel can be as dirty as anyone in private. Some may also refer to an Emily as a minx!!
1. That Emily over there is so hot, I really want to get all-up-ons with her.
2. Me and this Emily got it on last night, and boy was it hot. I got her off 12 times without her being tired!!
2. Me and this Emily got it on last night, and boy was it hot. I got her off 12 times without her being tired!!
by Chucklebug January 18, 2005
Get the Emily Br. mug.the hippest foxcroft girl around. a totally awesome hound with her heart set on every woodberry alum... likes to dance in hallways to julio in the schoolyard and obsess over grey-sweatshirt-boy. has odd cravings for swedish fish and being organized. a true academic slut who just wants to sail on her boats she doodles in geometry class.
emily: whatev, heck yes!
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madiera girl: whats with these foxcroft girls, they are always stealing my men...
madiera girl: who is that?
woodberry boy: omg its emily eldredge! shes a living legend.. umm hey i gotta go...
madiera girl: whats with these foxcroft girls, they are always stealing my men...
by manest January 21, 2005
Get the emily "dutch" mug.The most incredible person you will ever meet. She is kind, caring, passionate and absolutely incredible in bed. She makes you feel like the most important person in the world, which is good, because she is the most important person in yours. Emily is...
...the thing is there's just really no way to define Emily. When you know her you understand how amazing she is and you will never want to be without her.
...the thing is there's just really no way to define Emily. When you know her you understand how amazing she is and you will never want to be without her.
Emily. 'Nuff said.
by andrewlovesemily April 19, 2009
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