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elfinster

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.
'Allo, are you Elfinster?
by Elf February 14, 2005
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Elfren

Someone who has ninja-like reflexes.
Someone who does not watch naruto because if he was real they would shove their foot up his hill billy ass and tell him to believe it.
A person that everybody admires.
A freakin awesome as person.
Someone that does not care if people think they are better than them.
Someone easy-going.
When you kicked that fly in mid-air, it was so elfren
by Elfren December 20, 2008
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Elfed

when you pass out at a party or your house (pretty much anywhere you're with people) with your shoes on, and the people awake fuck you up! they might draw all over your face, spray paint your shoes, take hilarious photos of you in embarrassing poses, all while you're passed out. the possibilities of burning you are endless.
"oh, god, I drank too many sea breezes last night and woke up with a hitler mustchace sharpied on my face. i was Elfed up good."
by corodey December 28, 2007
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Elfsmut

Used in LoTR/D&D games to describe consentual or nonconsentual, rather vividly written elf sex.
This fanfiction story is complete elfsmut!
by Elizabeth Aitchison April 2, 2004
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Elfin Grot

1) A covert crack-house, usually specialised in stock of the magic mushroom variety. Referred to in 'La Belle Dame Sans Merci' where the writer John Keats expresses his love for narcotics. One interpretation is that the 'Elfin Grot' is the home place of 'La Belle Dame' where she seduces the knight. Another interpretation, the right one, is that John Keats is a smackhead.

2) The name given to a witch's vagina.
1)

Male 1: This is good stuff, where dya get it?

Male 2: The skanked up Elfin Grot.

2)

Male: You'd be amazed what I can do with my wand ;)

Female: Go on then, whack it in me Elfin Grot.
by Shakespeare's Bitch March 5, 2011
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elftor

Comic about an insane elf. He kills people, rapes little girls, smokes weed, etc. Makes odd political comments and twists major issues to the point of ridicule, and beyond. Features a slice of talking cheese. One of the only good webcomics.
Jesus was a rat and a snail!
by Somebdoy November 25, 2003
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elfviez

elfviez is a wonderful grape knight currently at kavra’s kingdom. She is not a sir and is not called alf. elfviez is the hottest knight out of them all.
wow elfviez you’re hot!
by elfviez November 8, 2020
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