elfinster

A rather strange blend of British and Texan peoples, with only one known being to exist. Can be very sneak though does not work at the North Pole.

'Allo, are you Elfinster?

by Elf February 14, 2005

hyowm

Alternatively spelled heowm, derived from the word humour, this applies to amusement, entertainment and general laughmongering.

- Did you see that funny thing over there?
- Yes. Very hyowm.

by elf September 14, 2004

banana pirate

a person who is asian on the outside and white inside who like to ride boats.

have you seen diana? she is SUCH a banana pirate

by Elf December 30, 2004

iceberg

A man on a mission, to conquer his foes and be lazy about it, while having a great deal of fun in the meantime. Completes the other half of elfinster making it an unstoppable chaos machine.

My god, was that IceBerg over there!?!

by Elf February 14, 2005

batting for the other team

To be homosexual.

That guy is batting for the other team

by elf August 23, 2003

zittywell

Robinson's Fruit and Barley drink, especially citrus flavour.

- Do you want a drink?
- Have you got any zittywell?
- Sure thing.

by elf September 14, 2004

hi bob

A greeting to any persons, visible or not. Often responded to by wtf??????

Person 1: Hey bob!
Person 2: WTF?? Are you on crack???

by Elf February 27, 2004