edward glizzy hands

When you tape 40 hotdogs to you hands and you cant take the tape off until you finish the hotdogs.

i almost shit myself yesterday playing a game of edward glizzy hands

by balldestroyer420lmao May 24, 2021

Edward winey hands

A drinking game involving two hands + two bottles of wine + duct tape (or similar).
When all combined, you reach a surefire recipe for a good night.
There exist several rules to edward winey hands.
1 - The wine bottles must be removed only when finished.
2 - The wine bottles must be removed by a stranger.
3 - Actually I think that's it...

"Ahhh, excuse me miss, could you please remove these wine bottles that are duct-taped to my hands. Yes, I am aware that my trousers are around my ankles, I have been playing Edward winey hands"

by halfbrick December 27, 2008

King Edwards vi camp hill for girls

A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers

What school are you going to

king Edwards vi camp hill for girls
What's that
Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go

by Sexylog March 12, 2017

edward cullen

A vampire from stephenie meyer's twilight. He is in an adopted family with his father Carlisle, his mother Esme, his sisters Rosalee and Alice, and his two brothers, Jasper and Emmett. Edward is stuck with many problems every day being in love with Bella swan for he thrirsts for her blood yet he has saved her many times. He cares for bella more than anything else in the world.

"Bella." he stroked my face anxiously. "I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here as long as you need me."
"Do you swear you won't leave me?" I whispered.
He put his hands on either side of my face close to mine. His eyes were wide and serious. "I swear".

(Passage from twilight with edward cullen and bella swan)

by Emolly November 11, 2008

Edwardo

Super hot guy, great personality, really smart, sexy beyond belief...great body, very loving and caring..the best lover a girl could ask for and a great friend to have.

Girl 1: "Whos that handsom guy?"
Girl 2: "His names Edwardo, he's awsome."

by jhwgefkwgfkl July 8, 2011

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die!

Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen!!!

Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...

by Randomanzkid August 20, 2009

edward scissor hands

edward scissor hands is when a girl chafe's you on a hand job

In 7th grade this girl had the worst edward scissor hands

by Billy V. April 18, 2006