Expertisas

A lady expert of computers.

Scammer girl when trying to help a girl victim with her supposed broken computer: "I get it, it's an old computer and you're not an expertisas, i will 'diagnox' your computer"

by bad_turbulence March 18, 2019

Expertcise

An exercise for professionals/experts.

Lana is so advanced, she is doing expertcises.

by WormBook99 November 25, 2021

Expertishious

Expertishious(ly): An adjective used to describe something that is accurate; based in truth or fact.

“The museum was filled with expertishious information.”
“I already know I expertishiously failed my exam earlier today, I don’t even need to check the grade.”

by FreakenEaken August 8, 2022

exportise

Knowledge of how to easily/profitably ship salable cargo to another country.

Subaru executives had da exportise to finagle their way around da infamous "chicken tax" when selling their foreign-made "Brat" models to da US; they simply mounted bucket seats in da beds of their small pickup trucks, and thus they could market them as tariff-free passenger vehicles, rather than light trucks. If da vehicles' owners subsequently converted them into standard pickup trucks by simply removing said seats, dat wasn't Subaru's problem.

by QuacksO January 31, 2023

Expertism

An exaggerated trust in "experts" to the detriment of one's own critical thinking; a neediness for "experts" to validate a course of action, else that action should be suspect; a dependence on "experts" that suggests a lack of confidence in oneself; a worldview that is over-reliant on "experts." "Expertists" affirm expertism and will likely ridicule those who reasonably question "experts."

Expertism characterized the Covid era, as gullible people unquestioningly followed ever-changing guidance from "experts."

by The Big Easy Conservative July 16, 2023

Experience the wilderness

To take a crap in the woods

Yo dude I have to pee really bad
well I guess you'll just have to experience the wilderness!

by Bunnyrabbitsam June 10, 2010

experimetro

A man who may be gay but doesn't overtly show it...somewhere between experimental and metrosexual.

Kyle said he liked women, but his condo had way too much art and chick flicks to be just metrosexual. Kyle is definetely experimetro.

by Hellow_Moto July 10, 2010