When someone bears their arse cheeks around someone's nostrils, and that person releases their innards, then that someone subsequently projectile vomits into that persons arsehole.
James took Richard and a Dutch terrifier took place when James farted into Richards face, then Richard puked into James arse.
by Meadies May 01, 2016
When you rip a fart under the covers in bed and when you move the blankets the smell wafts up from under the covers like a noxious cloud of steam from the worlds rankest teapot.
I was cuddling in bed with my husband and when he rolled over, the blankets shifted and I got a Dutch teapot so bad I thought maybe something had crawled in bed with us and died.
by Petitchou March 03, 2016
The enjoyable act of sitting down in a comfortable environment, smoking some marijuana and sipping on a freshly brewed hot coffee.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.
The combination of the two working together to create a perfect mix of caffeine buzz and ganja high.
A practice very commonplace in Dutch coffee shops.
Bro 1: Yo dude what's John up to right now?
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!
Bro 2: Oh, he was missing Amsterdam so much that he decided to chill in his basement and go Dutch snacking.
Bro 3: Nice, we should try to join him!
by SirKennedy April 07, 2015
When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.
by Young Mr T July 27, 2016
by pupples January 07, 2009
When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
by St Francis Bay heroes December 26, 2016
after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum
man 1:yo randy done the dutch bubllegm to melissa lastnight, it was awsome
randy: what is that?
man 1: after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum.
randy: that's straight fire
randy: what is that?
man 1: after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum.
randy: that's straight fire
by dutch bubblegum October 11, 2019