doodle

The accidental pooping of one's pants.

I was so drunk that I doodled myself.

by Dickbird November 1, 2006

Fuck a doodle doo

also mentionde in the movie shaun of the dead

well fuck a doddle doo

by lue_driver March 20, 2005

Doogledork

Like Dumbledore, but not.

You're not Dumbledore!

Doogledork.

by TehMark July 14, 2009

dongless

No dick

I am dongless

by 39z March 6, 2018

Cheez doodle fingers

When you eat cheez doodles, cheetos, doritos, etc. And get the cheez powder on your fingers. Gets larger over time.

Dude I had a bad case of cheez doodle fingers so I just had my dog lick it off.

by Sohighrightnow June 1, 2009

cock-a-doodle-stew

when a man squirts chunky jizz in to your mouth!!!

man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew

girl: sure.

man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.

girl: umm, ok.

man: *squirt* aww thats better.

girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.

((lmfao))

by cynful panda November 13, 2009

yank my doodle its a dandy

a phrase, inviting masterbation, sometimes sung to the tune of yanky doodle, often by a northern boy, to a southern bell

That ho Scarlett move up here from alabam and think she all that. I told her "yank my doodle its a dandy, bitch"

by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009