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cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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Decked out sally

when your frape is filled with extra Carmel and chocolate.
Hey daddio wanna get a decked out sally
by trentgucci January 9, 2019
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Related Words
Doecke Decked Decker Docker decked out docket Deckered deckerstar docked Decke

Dockery Moment

When you get redicule, laughter & embarrassments from a winning situation.

Snatching defeat, from the jaws of winning

When one mistake, cost you a game.
2013 AFL Grand Final

The game is In the balance, Hayden Ballantyne has a paddock (no one around him) he has Pavlich alone in the goal square .... but Ballentyne has tripped over his feet, umpire calls “incorrect disposable” FREE KICK HAWTHORN.

Now that was a Dockery Moment
by Bhoondi August 17, 2019
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Sprinky Deckers

When your toilet is so overflowed with shit, not one more drop of DOOKY could ever fit in it.
The toilets at the JCB all have sprinky deckers in them.
by MSmithDaily666 April 9, 2009
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devon decker

A sexy beast who does everything in an amazing way. A smart outgoing ladies man.
Man I wish I had a Devon Decker
by Thatkid1011 January 18, 2015
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Double Decker

When a man and a women, a man and a man, or a women and a women, lay on top of each other and either fuck, or finger each other
Yo, Samantha, and I did a sick double decker last night.
by Backseat Flat Stanleys January 31, 2017
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Triple decker

Three midget women one on top the other. Top one is making out with guy, middle one is taking the D*ck. While the bottom one fondles the testicles of the guy.
Bro last night I had a triple decker with a group of fun sized ladies!
by Iggywithapop November 18, 2017
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