defeist

A verb meaning to not be so feisty. Or meaning to calm down.

Person: Oh my god! I'm gonna kill her! Why would she say that?
Matt: Defeist!

by anonymousMSR April 25, 2010

defecalate

Find the truth, or in layman's terms, to take the crap out of it.

That advertisement sounded too good to be true." "I researched it, and managed to defecalate it.

by oceanic0809 March 3, 2011

Defectish

A term used by Amazon shoppers to described items delivered that are defected.

This tool that was shipped to me was Defectish.

by G-Off Larson September 2, 2012

Defendantly Drunk

A state of intense inebriation that will almost certainly end in a visit to the courthouse.

Chad:"John was definitely drunk last night"

Rick:"John was DEFENDANTLY drunk last night, he wouldn't get his hands off the strippers and when the bouncer told him to leave, he said he was gonna piss in their concession stand... Sure enough, public urination and indecent exposure."

Chad:"Oh damn, when's his court date?"

by Critton August 25, 2013

defecation interruptus

The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.

John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.

by ncinpa December 31, 2013

defecatastrophe

A Shitstorm.

That presentation turned into a complete defecatastrophe. There goes my promotion!

by ChiefBrokenWind January 6, 2017

decievage

When cleavage misleads the size of a pair of breasts

Her decievage makes her look two times her size.

by OppaiMaster9000 April 7, 2017